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I Must Have Been Sleeping

Apparently, I not only won a Pushcart Prize, I was also nominated for a National Book Award and chosen for The Best American Short Stories Anthology. At least according to Bard, Googles Chat GPT. I found out by asking it, “Who is David Thomas Peacock?”

If only I’d known, I would have asked sooner.

Sadly, it’s yet another disappointment that I can’t seem to find them. Anywhere. I don’t even remember winning them (except maybe in my dreams).

Oh well. On the plus side, I’m also 12 years younger than I thought.

So there’s that.