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You Think You’re Getting Off Easy?

Not so fast buster – there are some things you can’t unsee. You might be thinking I’ve got this shit covered but boy would you be wrong.

Things have a way of surfacing in the most inopportune times. You might find yourself inappropriately emotional and wonder What’s going on?

What’s going on is simple. You can’t keep pretending you’re invincible forever. That 800 pound gorilla you think you can keep ignoring? I’ve got news buddy.

He’s going to kick your motherfucking ass.