Well, I didn’t say they’d all be coherent.
It’s so bad it reads like the kind of terrible translation to English from Japanese you might see in a 1960’s horror movie from TOHO. It just doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense – sheesh (wiping flop sweat from brow). There was an idea in there somewhere.
But hey, WTF – I’m not embarrassed. You try to do this everyday for three years.
They can’t all be winners.