Ok, let me go on the record (once again BTW), with the declaration that you are, by far, the best thing that ever happened to me.
I’m honestly not sure I deserve you, but I’m fucking grateful for the 34 years we’ve had together. It’s hard to say in hindsight, but I think it’s a safe bet to acknowledge that I was headed no where good in a hurry when I met you. You just made everything better.
So Happy Birthday baby – life dealt me a good hand when I found you.