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ER Report Part 1

NYPD to charge nurse (me) – “Anyone here recently who lost a lot of blood and is missing a body part?”

Charge nurse – “Let me see… sorry, there’s no one here that fits that description. Could you be more specific about the missing body part?”

NYPD – “We’re not sure, we got a call about an incident in the subway. Thanks for your help.”